BillnDollarBaby wrote: 
What I should send my bro over to break his legs?

 OCDHG wrote: 

That dirty bastid.  Gave you a mustache.  Bastid.

 OCDHG wrote: 
I was just trying to be helpful to someone so down on their luck due to a series of unfortunate events.

 BillnDollarBaby wrote: 
yet another reason katzendogs ruined my life

 oldslabsides wrote: 
Oh please. If only they actually taught us anything useful.  I can draw you the chemical structures and reaction of what happens when you cook with vinegar in an aluminum pot, or how glutamate gets converted to succinate.  Wow, that's really practical knowledge there, innit?  I use it every day!  Not.  Who cares where the electrons go??    (Apologies to real chemists, I'm just being a smart-ass.  Your knowlege is valuable.  I really mean that)

 OCDHG wrote: 
i feel AWFUL now! never mind. I'm giving it to the neighborhood wino instead...

 OCDHG wrote: 

BillnDollarBaby wrote: are they men's jeans?
levi's 501 at Denim Express
I buy jeans from this place. great vendor. good prices, fast delivery.

 OCDHG wrote: 

And that would make it uncool for me to gloat about being in your pants.  It only makes the guys jealous because you're a hottie.  The mustache would definitely lower your hotness factor.
Just sayin'.

 OCDHG wrote: 
Or to Bowen Island where your chemistry knowledge might be useful.

See, if I traded you something for a surround sound system, I would be forced to also buy a 47 inch plasma tee vee... which would probably result in me defaulting on other payments— we'd lose our house and our cars.  I'd fail out of school because of the stress of sleeping at the YMCA.  Then the student loan militia would come after me.  I'd have to change my identity— maybe grow a mustache , or get colored contacts or something with a stolen credit card.  Then I'd have to barter my shoes for a Greyhound ticket to Tiajuana.  Or Winnepeg.  All because of katzendogs and his FREE surround sound system.

Thanks but no thanks, man.

 OCDHG wrote: 

Too bad they will have to pry them off my cold dead ass.  Literally.  Button-flies are hard to find.  Otherwise I might have sent them to Katz just for giggles.

Tonight I went shopping, went to Crohn's group and had dinner at the Cracker Barrell... in your pants. 

 BillnDollarBaby wrote: 
Yer right. Model 'em for us!

 BillnDollarBaby wrote: 
Aw that would be kind of funny, to see how many people around here could get into my pants.

 katzendogs wrote: 

So if I send you the pants I am currently wearing, we can both say we've been in OCDHG's pants. 

Too bad for you I like 'em too much to give 'em up.  Button-flies.  Hard to find.

 BillnDollarBaby wrote: 

 katzendogs wrote: 

Maybe I'll send you my pants in exchange.   I wear a 34-34 also.  I am currently wearing OCDHG's 34-34 pants.

Nope.  Wait.  That's just too creepy, even for me. 

 BillnDollarBaby wrote: 
it was the ONLY offer! No need for cats here fo sho.

 katzendogs wrote: 

BDH is offering our elder cat, complete with cone in exchange.
Sadly, I am going to have to put the kabosh on that idea.  Sorry.  I'm sure it was the best offer you got. 

 smokinsean wrote: 
Yes. You have to supply your own DVD player/recorder or whatever. See why I never used it? Oh...lost the installation and operation manual. 34-34 iq as turkey breath mentioned!