Manbird wrote: 

what have you got in there, a stoat?

 oldslabsides wrote: 
(not me)

 aflanigan wrote: 

(me too)

 oldslabsides wrote: 

(just kidding)

Oh dear.  Oh my.  Someone's delicate sensibilities have been offended.

 buzz wrote: 

Leave it to you and MB to take yet another a sweet, innocent, G-rated topic and spoil it with your homoerotic hijinx.

Sylvester Stallone, because he would have made a cheap set of bongo drums out of Gilligan after the third time he screwed up.

The Monkees. They heard their kind was  accepted there and could live there in peace, but were not allowed to leave the country due to what was thought to be a typo or spelling error on their passport.

DARPA, because the Professor could take 2 coconuts, a cup of sand and some palm fronds and build devices  that DARPA would have charged  taxpayer millions to design and research(unknowingly). Geek egos are fragile and they were embarrassed.

Dean Martin. No bar or Golddiggers.

Maria...no hills.

Lily. No pizza parlor. 

Stephen Hawking, due to the lack of battery recharge stations, and ....uh....sand and wheelchairs don't mix.

Tony Curtis – Cuz Mamma wasn't there.

I don't think Wolfman Jack was ever on Gilligan's island. I used to listen to his countdown show and I don't recall he ever mentioned it.

 Manbird wrote: 
sen-sors detect a life form captain says spock

 swell_sailor wrote: 
But not til after the goldrush....when Neil rejoined forces with them for a bit.

 Alexandra wrote: 
Where they turned their backs on love, but were rescued by a treetop flyer. 

 oldslabsides wrote: 
I'm sure they'll allow conjugal visits.

Crosby, Stills & Nash were helplessly hoping to do a rescue op for the castaways in their wooden ship...but things fell apart when they got wasted on the way.....so they decided to carry on and ended up at Woodstock.