How about belly dancing lessons once per week.

 lily34 wrote: 
i'm ok with whatever you say

i trust your judgment 

 miamizsun wrote: 
The Mrs. has that covered as well.

 miamizsun wrote: 
i think he said darts, didn't he?

and i'd like a masseur, too. neck, shoulder & footrubs.

i think we should all have slippers to wear once setting foot in this place.

pretty cool place, here.  Is it too early to get a Blessing?  (coffee and bushmills with whipped cream).

Also, where's the fireplace?  We need a fireplace with a chalk line for making toasts then throwing your glass in the fire.  For details, please refer to Spider Robinson's "Callaghan's Crosstime Saloon."

Hey wait a minute, this place is real??

I gotta go to the chiro, so play nice, tip the Whiskey Fairy well, and don't poke the dragons.  They're kinda pointy this early in the morning.

some bennies i'd like to see

pets allowed, except for hawks that want to perch on your jawbone or fore head and peck the sweet sweet eye jelly out of your sockets

darts

and a female masseuse on staff - i'm going to say clothes on (for obvious reasons), neck and shoulders only and 5 min limit

We don't carry the stuff but the light is a nice touch of nostalgia.

 RASPUTIN wrote: 
...far from a fairy, but he did like his whisky:


He's working on your note.

 sirdroseph wrote: 

It's on back order.  I think he ordered a wooden one.

 RASPUTIN wrote: 
aww you think of everything.

 Red_Dragon wrote: 
uh...ahem...well...no but...but...how about a note from the Whiskey Fairy?

 RASPUTIN wrote: 


She has been awarded the title The Whiskey Fairy, I'll have you know. By the way, this is a members-only establishment, you got ID?

 sirdroseph wrote: 
Easy with the claws on the upholstery, it's all new.

BTW if you haven't installed already make sure and put in at least one classic foosball table!!

other than being a-hole free, the deal breaker for me is a clean kitchen and restroom...

everything else is lagniappe

 lily34 wrote: 

It's the rolled and pleated 57 Chevy bench with the lily stitched on the the back.

 meower wrote: 

same to you.

i wanna crawl back in bed, or spend all day in the dragon's roost. there needs to be a hammock or a back corner full of pillows to nap on.

 lily34 wrote: 

yes, to the left of me happy wednesday you