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alright, team.....how is the roasting hog coming along for tonight's grand opening? do we need to put it in the accelerator? i am afraid it won't be ready to pull in time....

are the beer mugs sterilized, and the tables all swabbed down from that awesome opening day lunch rush?

how about the grand opening swag bags? what? you forgot the bags of swag?! someone help me out, here....

great job at lunch, everyone...let's WOW them tonight! don't forget your FLAIR!!!

YO I NEED AN UPDATE ON THE HOG!!! and swag bags....come on people, work with me!!!

also on tonight's menu...other than the dragon wings that are always HOT and available.... we have shepherd pie (not shepherd's pie, but shepherd pie....Red got a little miffed with a shepherd the other day...).... salmon boxty..... and mutton stew!

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:33pm
triskele wrote: by the way, dragon scales make GREAT nail files....have you had a pedi lately? because DANG... You're gonna be this old some day schweetie. Don't judge.

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:32pm
hobiejoe wrote: Oh, well, why not? Nothing too hoppy though, thank you. Hey SCOTT, you're the expert here. Pick him out something special.

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:31pm
RASPUTIN wrote: A boss that gets me. Is this a great country or what? by the way, dragon scales make GREAT nail files....have you had a pedi lately? because DANG...

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:31pm
hobiejoe wrote: Oh, well, why not? Nothing too hoppy though, thank you. while you're here, andy, any news yet on why irish and welsh whisky tastes like cat pee?

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:31pm
triskele wrote: see, this is why you're my GM A boss that gets me. Is this a great country or what?

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:30pm
RASPUTIN wrote: Nice try Lord Lushinburough, but this joint's a gold mine and we ain't on the chopping block. I just rented a nice brownstone down the street and it took me two months to (mostly) train the dragons. We ain't goin' no place! Nice jacket though, love the suede patch elbows and the floppy cap. Want a beer? Oh, well, why not? Nothing too hoppy though, thank you.

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:29pm
ScottFromWyoming wrote: Close, but no.

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:29pm
RASPUTIN wrote: Nice try Lord Lushinburough, but this joint's a gold mine and we ain't on the chopping block. I just rented a nice brownstone down the street and it took me two months to (mostly) train the dragons. We ain't goin' no place! Nice jacket though, love the suede patch elbows and the floppy cap. Want a beer? see, this is why you're my GM

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:28pm
RASPUTIN wrote: scratches that one off her menu hey now, I haven't even been served yet! Don't care what beer it is, just gimme the next one every time. Yo, T! I'll help pull that pig. I got some frustrations with the bacon around here...

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:28pm
RASPUTIN wrote: No ticky no laundry, prune butt. Ya gotta drink the beers first. You drink one, I mark it off your own personal little menu. Rules are rules.

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:27pm

Red_Dragon wrote:

no. this is a 'Mercan establishment. never mind that virtually everything in the place is made in China, Ireland or Scotland.

It was until the owner ladened it with debt and flogged it to a private equity group. It's the American Goldman Sachs way!

However, I, sorry, they, whoever they are will sell it back on a peppercorn rent of £1 on the proviso that the conversational rules of a civilised British pub are observed, to whit:

No sex

No politics

No religion.

Oh, furthermore, any rudeness to or harassment of the staff means an immediate ban, and the same applies to your fellow patrons.

Passive aggresive behaviour is particularly frowned upon. Repeat offenders may find themselves pointedly ignored.

No Running

No Diving

No Heavy Petting.

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:27pm
2cats wrote: thanks!

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:26pm
triskele wrote: choc basement brew, comin up! thanks!

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:25pm
2cats wrote: I want some Choc, the place is in Oklahoma. scratches that one off her menu

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:25pm
RASPUTIN wrote: What? You want something else? Founders Breakfast Stout? Old Dirty Bastard?

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:24pm
2cats wrote: I want some Choc, the place is in Oklahoma. choc basement brew, comin up!

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:23pm

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:21pm
RASPUTIN wrote: What? You want something else? Founders Breakfast Stout? Old Dirty Bastard? I want some Choc, the place is in Oklahoma.

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Posted: Feb 27, 2013 - 2:20pm
BlueHeronDruid wrote: Sorry. I was just taking in the ambiance. No problem, that we got. Holler when you're ready...and I wouldn't breath too deep by that dragon's tale.

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