kurtster wrote:
 
Huricanes? Nothing of the sort. It was pina coladas.

 Beaker wrote: 
La Isla Puta Perdida?

 Lazy8 wrote: 

I feel better now cause I was for sure that it was from those super hurricanes the government has been working on scouring the island into nothingness.

 Beaker wrote: 
Well...I did it. I'd say it was an accident but that would be a fib. I wanted a souvenir and kinda got carried away.

And there I was at La Migra with my pockets full and they ask me "Anything to declare?" and I say "Just some beach sand" and they're all "Ha ha" and I'm all "I bet you hear that all the time" and they're all "Get the dog" and two hours later I'm on my way.

So now I have this island and I was going to try and use it to pick up girls but it turns out I just moved the Mexican border to within 300 miles of Canada. Sorry about that, but at least I can get decent carne asada again.

Here is some old stuff made new again regarding Denver and the new airport.

The CIA has all but left Langley, Va and moved to Denver (allegedly under the airport) and our new pres decided to go way out of his way to sign the Stimulus Package there.

So for the grand daddy of CT Theories read on: (remember that this was written many years ago) 

"Travelers are in for a uniquely Colorado experience when they pass through Denver International Airport. The works of art that grace the airport create a journey through our state's history and diversity. Like all successful public art, the program at DIA exemplifies an expression of ourselves and provides an opportunity to educate others" - Mayor Wellington B. Webb

Now where are those MRE's I just got ?  Wolverines !!!