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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 7:58pm
samiyam wrote: Considering that you're too lazy to pay the heating bill, it's the only way he can get a warm shower... I'd have more consideration for such a canard if it wasn't coming from a man who thinks 88F is a good standard room temperature. Sweaters, what a concept!

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 7:19pm
ScottN wrote: oldslabsides wrote: small appliances flee from your third nipple. I know you insist on peeing outside, but clichés aside, please, please NOT into the wind! Btw, the neighbors are talking too. Considering that you're too lazy to pay the heating bill, it's the only way he can get a warm shower...

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 7:11pm
oldslabsides wrote: small appliances flee from your third nipple. I know you insist on peeing outside, but clichés aside, please, please NOT into the wind! Btw, the neighbors are talking too.

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 6:33pm
Manbird wrote: You elbow skin smells like a steamer trunk full of bloody eyebrows. small appliances flee from your third nipple.

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 6:27pm
RASPUTIN wrote: When honey badgers want to take their minds off an impending moment of ecstasy during love making they picture your senior yearbook photo. You elbow skin smells like a steamer trunk full of bloody eyebrows.

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 5:38pm
RASPUTIN wrote: When honey badgers want to take their minds off an impending moment of ecstasy during love making they picture your senior yearbook photo. Once just happens, twice is a puzzling coincidence, but three, four and more is simply beyond troubling. Don't fight it. They are nice people and will be gentle. Don't mind the handcuffs. They're on just 'til you get to the home.

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 5:17pm
ScottN wrote: Have you had "The Operation" yet?. Just asking, seeing as how you did so well with hormone process. When honey badgers want to take their minds off an impending moment of ecstasy during love making they picture your senior yearbook photo.

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 5:02pm
RASPUTIN wrote: The last time your mom came to visit you she got picked up for hitch hiking. Have you had "The Operation" yet?. Just asking, seeing as how you did so well with hormone process.

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 4:53pm
ScottN wrote: Oh, and this coming from the guy who still comes running to the call of "where are you SweetMeat? Time for your lollipop". The last time your mom came to visit you she got picked up for hitch hiking.

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 4:38pm
RASPUTIN wrote: Remember when you blew bubbles as a kid? He's in cell block 4 and asking about you. Oh, and this coming from the guy who still comes running to the call of "where are you SweetMeat? Time for your lollipop".

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 4:31pm
RASPUTIN wrote: Remember when you blew bubbles as a kid? He's in cell block 4 and asking about you.

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 4:12pm

ScottN wrote:

RASPUTIN wrote:

Quite frankly, no matter how many times you call yourself The Earl Of Arm Farts you'll never get in freak show for half price.

The other guards and I at the the joint have a bet. Is there Anything, beyond the constant public farting, burping etc, that would shame you? I said nah, a serious felony, nah, he's too harmless. The other guys say nothing at all would shame you. Help me win $5, please.

Btw, your release is all up to me and you'll be on super-secret probation house detention with an ankle bracelet "chip" surgically implanted. What did you do anyway?

EDIT: The warden said parole comes when "hell freezes over, and probation ends when it melts again". I keep telling 'em you're just a harmless knock off of the Fat Bastard charcter in the Austin Powers movies, but he's having none of it. Hey, I did what I could.

Remember when you blew bubbles as a kid? He's in cell block 4 and asking about you.

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 4:03pm
oldslabsides wrote: Mangy dogs cavort in your odiferous wake. That time you tried to steal turnips from the local Piggly Wiggly by hiding them in your armpits... What were you planning to do with them if you hadn't been caught?

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 3:55pm
oldviolin wrote: hey, what's brown and sticky? No, not your bald spot...give up? a stick!...a huyk! I'm going to throw up on your wanking claw.

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 3:50pm
oldslabsides wrote: Mangy dogs cavort in your odiferous wake. hey, what's brown and sticky? No, not your bald spot...give up? a stick!...a huyk!

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 3:48pm
Manbird wrote: No! You can't hang yourself with your own intestines! Use a proper rope, dammit! 2000 lb test braided nylon should do the trick nicely. Mangy dogs cavort in your odiferous wake.

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 3:46pm
ScottN wrote: Manbird wrote: I like that all purpley tie much better on you, Manbird... No! You can't hang yourself with your own intestines! Use a proper rope, dammit! 2000 lb test braided nylon should do the trick nicely.

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 3:43pm
Manbird wrote: I like that all purpley tie much better on you, Manbird...

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 1:56pm
Manbird wrote:

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Posted: Dec 29, 2011 - 1:53pm
helenofjoy wrote: You boys are so nasty!

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