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Manbird

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Posted: Apr 19, 2010 - 3:32pm

Times are hard. . .let's put our creative juices! (san jose south)


Date: 2010-04-19, 3:15PM PDT
Reply to: gigs-xcbvs-1700195241@craigslist.org <Errors when replying to ads?>


SO ARE YOU A HARD-WORKER? BUT REALIZED TIMES AND JOBS AND MONEY ARE HARD TO COME BY NOW A DAYS? 

WELL - I HAVE THE SOLUTION - I AM BUSINESS DRIVEN. . .STILL CURRENTLY WORKING BUT MY HOURS ARE LACKING. . .SO FUNDS TO PUT INTO MY BUSINESS VENTURES ARE LOW! 

SO WHAT DO I NEED? WORKERS, INVESTORS, TRANSPORTATION, NO DRAMA, FEMALES! 

I AM A 30 YR OLD MARRIED, NO DRAMA, HARD-WORKING, BUSINESS WOMAN. . . 

I WOULD LIKE A CREW OF WOMEN WHO WANT TO BUILD A STRONG WORKING AND SOCIAL FRIENDSHIP. . .WHO IS NOT DRAMA, MATURE, OUTGOING, WOULD PREFER YOU IN A STABLE RELATIONSHIP. . .DUE TO THE FACT THAT WE WILL BE HOPEFULLY WORKING OFTEN WITH ONE ANOTHER AND WOULD LIKE THE MEN/WOMEN IN YOUR LIVES TO BE OK WITH THIS. . . 

ALSO UP FOR SUGGESTIONS AND ALSO AN OPEN FORUM TO HELP SUPPORT, BUILD AND MAKE BUSINESS HAPPEN. 

MUCH LOVE - EB 

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GeneP59

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Posted: Apr 19, 2010 - 2:34pm

 DaveInVA wrote: 
Product Demonstrations!  {#Drunk}
emeraldrose63

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Posted: Apr 19, 2010 - 12:04pm

 DaveInVA wrote: 

oh mY goodness...{#Stupid}
DaveInSaoMiguel

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Posted: Apr 19, 2010 - 11:59am

NH state liquor commissioner charged with DWI


ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Apr 19, 2010 - 11:55am

A woman just called our paper to place a classified. Once she was done, she says "and you people need to correct your phone number in the paper."
 
Really?
 
"Yes. Right there on the front page the number is wrong."
 
Really?
 
"Yes. 597-2323. Right next to your address."
 
"Ma'am, that's the address and phone number in the ad at the top of the page. The feed store ad."

"Oh. Well you shouldn't let them do that. It's confusing."
ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Mar 27, 2010 - 11:22am

 buzz wrote:

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samiyam

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Posted: Mar 27, 2010 - 9:18am

 buzz wrote: 
"Charge the paddles to 400... CLEAR!!"

buzz

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Location: up the boohai


Posted: Mar 27, 2010 - 8:45am

playin possum

samiyam

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Location: Moving North


Posted: Mar 26, 2010 - 4:33pm

 The_End wrote:


Well, somebody has to try to improve bank robbery effiency.

 


ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Mar 26, 2010 - 6:42am

 callum wrote:

"I would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids!"

 
Ain't it always the way.

winter

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Posted: Mar 26, 2010 - 6:40am

n4ku wrote:

Robbers Call Bank for Take-out Money

Albert Bailey and an unidentified 16-year-old accomplice planned a bank robbery in Fairfield, Connecticut. To make things run smoother, they called a People’s United Bank branch ahead of time to have them get a big bag of money ready. Ten minutes later, they showed up at the bank, where police were waiting to arrest them. They are being held on charges of robbery and threatening. A police sergeant said the suspects were “not too bright”.






callum

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Posted: Mar 26, 2010 - 6:36am

 peter_james_bond wrote:
 n4ku wrote:

Robbers Call Bank for Take-out Money

Albert Bailey and an unidentified 16-year-old accomplice planned a bank robbery in Fairfield, Connecticut. To make things run smoother, they called a People’s United Bank branch ahead of time to have them get a big bag of money ready. Ten minutes later, they showed up at the bank, where police were waiting to arrest them. They are being held on charges of robbery and threatening. A police sergeant said the suspects were “not too bright”.


Robber - "I'm here to pick up that money I ordered. Can I get a side order of coins?"
Teller - "No, but it does come with a complementary set of handcuffs."
Robber - "What the?" (as he is arrested by a police officer)
 
"I would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids!"
peter_james_bond

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Posted: Mar 26, 2010 - 6:08am

 n4ku wrote:

Robbers Call Bank for Take-out Money

Albert Bailey and an unidentified 16-year-old accomplice planned a bank robbery in Fairfield, Connecticut. To make things run smoother, they called a People’s United Bank branch ahead of time to have them get a big bag of money ready. Ten minutes later, they showed up at the bank, where police were waiting to arrest them. They are being held on charges of robbery and threatening. A police sergeant said the suspects were “not too bright”.


Robber - "I'm here to pick up that money I ordered. Can I get a side order of coins?"
Teller - "No, but it does come with a complementary set of handcuffs."
Robber - "What the?" (as he is arrested by a police officer)

lily34

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Posted: Mar 26, 2010 - 5:58am

 n4ku wrote:

Robbers Call Bank for Take-out Money

Albert Bailey and an unidentified 16-year-old accomplice planned a bank robbery in Fairfield, Connecticut. To make things run smoother, they called a People’s United Bank branch ahead of time to have them get a big bag of money ready. Ten minutes later, they showed up at the bank, where police were waiting to arrest them. They are being held on charges of robbery and threatening. A police sergeant said the suspects were “not too bright”.



 

{#Lol}
n4ku

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Posted: Mar 26, 2010 - 5:55am

Robbers Call Bank for Take-out Money

Albert Bailey and an unidentified 16-year-old accomplice planned a bank robbery in Fairfield, Connecticut. To make things run smoother, they called a People’s United Bank branch ahead of time to have them get a big bag of money ready. Ten minutes later, they showed up at the bank, where police were waiting to arrest them. They are being held on charges of robbery and threatening. A police sergeant said the suspects were “not too bright”.


melissab

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Posted: Feb 7, 2010 - 10:09am

Ffffaaaarrrrttttt.
Red_Dragon

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Location: Dumbf*ckistan


Posted: Feb 7, 2010 - 9:54am

From the Wiki entry about Mike Oldfield:

In November 2006, fellow musician Noel Gallagher won a Spanish court case against Oldfield.  Gallagher had bought an Ibiza villa for £2.5 million from Oldfield in 1999, but quickly discovered that part of the cliff-top property was falling into the sea.  The resulting court case awarded Gallagher a six-figure sum in compensation.  Suspicion abounds in the music industry that the law-suit was initiated because of embarrassment that Gallagher brought on himself by not having a proper survey done on the property before buying it.  This included making an immediate and noisy complaint about someone's yacht tied up at the villa's jetty before it was pointed out that the yacht came with the villa and was, in fact, his.

what a maroon.
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Posted: Nov 30, 2009 - 8:49am

 geoff_morphini wrote:

Ignore who?  Did someone make a noise here?

 
I didn't hear anything.

geoff_morphini

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Posted: Nov 30, 2009 - 8:44am

 melissab wrote:


Ignore me completely. Except for this: was this not a thread on a corny BBC space spoof? Whatever...good people and good people are everywhere around here. All families have the "different" ones. Have a great week!

 
Ignore who?  Did someone make a noise here?
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