If safer than sorry  married
last but not least would they have a baby and name it gone but not forgotten?

Maybe life is just about what a kid doesn't know from dirt but is open and patient enough to wake up and find out...

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
 
Depends on what the definition of is is...

Are good questions like bad answers in reverse or is life like a bank on a river of bitcoin?

Will it be what it wasn't if it hadn't been what it was in the first place? 

You don't need to read tea leaves to know which way the wings grow...

 oldviolin wrote:
 

Best manbird impression ever! 

weeyuns adune hyare iz aboot dumbo aza boxa rocket pox but ain't tha moon abute when the
candlelit.. 

all that one needs to take over the world is barbecue potato chips... 

Imagine if someone were running as Unfortunate Citizen spokesperson from the Do Not Vote For Any Of These Fools party and managed to garner enough write-ins to force a runoff and
we the people by the people for the people shut it down until and as such. Suddenly somebody's cell phone would  ruin the moment of clarity with the opening music for Captain Kangaroo as a ringtone...

NEXT WEEK!  The Captian embraces Grandfather Clock;
Mr Greensjeans and Mr. Moose sing a duet as pingpong balls fall from a Dancing Bear sky!
Be there or be bunnied, rabbits!

 Manbird wrote:
 

I would send in a picture of your pimply bottom...

 oldviolin wrote:
 

Sneaky. You better believe it...

...creepiest thing on the internet? Normalcy. 

Second creepiest? Patterns.

Third creepiest? The sounds of a vacuum cleaner...

If life is a cosmic breach, a gigantic black hole filled with whatever I pour into it; then I am a one eyed mule pulling a rusty diamond taco wagon full of tender aggression and capsaicin...

When reading this book previously I recall finding it wonderfully adventurous but at the end I realized there was one problem with it; the main character did not have to be present for the actions of this story to happen. With or without Nancy Craig present the results of the story would have happened the way they did. I will talk more about this later.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with the word 
preposterous?

a hippreposterous?
Gosh I don't know but if you like to tempt the fateful attention of a big fat and ridiculously bad temper then roll up on one with a giant toothbrush during rotten molar week and find out...

Does 'tag em and rag em' lead to 'bag em and tag em' or is it the other way around?
I mean, cause I don't know...
What do I look like; the mummys keeper?
I don't even like scarabs in my 
pyramid scheme. All those little balls of stink they play with. What a mess...

Frack the bloody and endless struggle for democracy and if the world begins to quake and choke on bitter spittle and toxic biology issuing then the earth itself can't be far behind...
Now, man the rifeboats!!!

Question: 
Why did the duck run across the road?
Answer: obviously he was a chicken...

 Red_Dragon wrote:
 

That turkey? Doubtful...