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meower

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Posted: Mar 11, 2014 - 12:12pm

6 year old who's mom died when he was born tells his dad that he needs to find him a new mommy.
Dad "that's kind of hard honey, I'd like it too if we could find you a mommy"
Kid "no! dad! it's easy, all you have to do is take off all of your clothes and stand outside on the front lawn!"     
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Posted: Jan 30, 2014 - 1:03pm

 meower wrote:


he's a birder, he'd love it

 
he has to read my garden blog. if I ever get back to it.
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Posted: Jan 30, 2014 - 12:35pm

 buzz wrote:
meower wrote:
your therapists internet friends will read your blog.
ok I will

bring him to the meet up on july
 

he's a birder, he'd love it
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Posted: Jan 30, 2014 - 12:33pm

meower wrote:


your therapists internet friends will read your blog.
ok I will


bring him to the meet up on july
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Posted: Jan 30, 2014 - 12:31pm

 Antigone wrote:

True, very true.

 

oh they do, believe me they told me they do
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Posted: Jan 30, 2014 - 12:24pm

 Proclivities wrote:

They may want to read it as well.

 
True, very true.
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Posted: Jan 30, 2014 - 12:22pm

 Antigone wrote:

Well, at least it's not "your therapist's imaginary friends."

 
They may want to read it as well.
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Posted: Jan 30, 2014 - 12:15pm

 meower wrote:


your therapists internet friends will read your blog. 
ok I will  

 
Well, at least it's not "your therapist's imaginary friends."
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Posted: Jan 30, 2014 - 12:13pm

 2cats wrote:

Me too.

 

your therapists internet friends will read your blog. 
ok I will  
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Posted: Jan 30, 2014 - 12:05pm

 JrzyTmata wrote:

tell him I will read it and comment

 
Me too.
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Posted: Jan 30, 2014 - 11:57am

 meower wrote:


no. He said not enough people read/commented on his blog.
 
tell him I will read it and comment
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Posted: Jan 30, 2014 - 6:10am

 meower wrote:


no. He said not enough people read/commented on his blog.
 
Bet if you sent a bunch of us the link, his blog numbers would increase. {#Whistle}
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Posted: Jan 30, 2014 - 6:01am

 JrzyTmata wrote:

is he blogging any of this?

 

no. He said not enough people read/commented on his blog.

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Posted: Jan 30, 2014 - 6:01am

 JrzyTmata wrote:

is he blogging any of this?

 

no. He said not enough people read/commented on his blog.

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Posted: Jan 29, 2014 - 4:24pm

 meower wrote:
So, the Woodstock kid? Came in yesterday and told me that he'd just gotten WHO'S NEXT. I said "OH! You're so lucky to be able to listen to that album as tho it's new!" I admit I gushed a little. He said "When grown-ups get nostalgic, it makes me blush"

 
is he blogging any of this?
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Posted: Jan 29, 2014 - 3:43pm

 meower wrote:
So, the Woodstock kid? Came in yesterday and told me that he'd just gotten WHO'S NEXT. I said "OH! You're so lucky to be able to listen to that album as tho it's new!" I admit I gushed a little. He said "When grown-ups get nostalgic, it makes me blush"

 
I like this kid.
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Posted: Jan 29, 2014 - 1:28pm

 haresfur wrote:

Well we are winding down to the T20 against England - do you consider that cricket? It's been dismal for the poms with only a single one day win.  From what I understand, if you keep winning it helps Australia's ranking.  Australasia! Oi, Oi, Oi?

 
Absolutely. Both our teams seem to have notched up some pretty amazing performances. Hopefully it is not just the domestic card we're playing but NZ defeating India 3 -0 and one draw in this ODI series is pretty awesome. And England has been routed.


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Posted: Jan 29, 2014 - 1:23pm

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:

indeed

hey, do you follow cricket?

 
Well we are winding down to the T20 against England - do you consider that cricket? It's been dismal for the poms with only a single one day win.  From what I understand, if you keep winning it helps Australia's ranking.  Australasia! Oi, Oi, Oi?
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Posted: Jan 29, 2014 - 1:09pm

 JrzyTmata wrote:

I can't wait until he gets to the Disco.



 
ONJ on aphetamines?  yikes. 
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Posted: Jan 29, 2014 - 1:07pm

 meower wrote:
So, the Woodstock kid? Came in yesterday and told me that he'd just gotten WHO'S NEXT. I said "OH! You're so lucky to be able to listen to that album as tho it's new!" I admit I gushed a little. He said "When grown-ups get nostalgic, it makes me blush"

 
I can't wait until he gets to the Disco.


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