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oldviolin

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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male


Posted: Jul 3, 2020 - 7:46am

I and Spartacus!
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Posted: Nov 24, 2008 - 11:07am

Please... no more questions about "the bat".
callum

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Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 23, 2008 - 4:19pm

 pdhski wrote:
"Shave your cat...shave your cat."

my mic check
 
I Had a Hippopotamus
I had a hippopotamus; I kept him in a shed

And fed him upon vitamins and vegetable bread.
I made him my companion on many cheery walks,
And had his portrait done by a celebrity in chalks.

His charming eccentricities were known on every side.
The creature's popularity was wonderfully wide.
He frolicked with the Rector in a dozen friendly tussles,
Who could not but remark on his hippopotamuscles.

If he should be affected by depression or the dumps
By hippopotameasles or hippopotamumps
I never knew a particle of peace 'till it was plain
He was hippopotamasticating properly again.

I had a hippopotamus, I loved him as a friend
But beautiful relationships are bound to end.
Time takes, alas! our joys from us and robs us of our blisses.
My hippopotamus turned out to be a hippopotamissus.

My housekeeper regarded him with jaundice in her eye.
She did not want a colony of hippopotami.
She borrowed a machine gun from her soldier-nephew, Percy
And showed my hippopotamus no hippopotamercy.

My house now lacks the glamour that the charming creature gave.
The garage where I kept him is as silent as a grave.
No longer he displays among the motor-tires and spanners
His hippopotamastery of hippopotamanners.

No longer now he gambols in the orchard in the Spring;
No longer do I lead him through the village on a string;
No longer in the mornings does the neighborhood rejoice
To his hippopotamusically-modulated voice.

I had a hippopotamus, but nothing upon the earth
Is constant in its happiness or lasting in its mirth.
No life that's joyful can be strong enough to smother
My sorrow for what might have been a hippopotamother.

Patrick Barrington

pdhski

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Location: The Big Buff
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 23, 2008 - 4:02pm

"Shave your cat...shave your cat."

my mic check

callum

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Posted: Nov 23, 2008 - 12:33am

 Talalala wrote:

Can I get less drums in my monitor?  In fact, can you just take the drums out of my monitor??
 
closely followed by "Too much drums in my monitor" "But there aren't any drums in your monitor"  "But I can still hear the drums!!"  "Your standing in front of the kit..."
Talalala

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Location: Århus, Denmark
Gender: Female


Posted: Nov 22, 2008 - 4:17pm

dionysius wrote:


Mixolydian my arse!


Yeah, what chord was that???  A demolished chord in the Romulan mode??

Alexandra

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Location: PNW
Gender: Female


Posted: Nov 22, 2008 - 4:11pm

 oldslabsides wrote:
WALOBUMPHMORFFFFLABDUB - SHARON!

 
{#Roflol}  {#High-five}
bokey

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Posted: Nov 22, 2008 - 4:10pm

dionysius wrote:


Mixolydian my arse!


They didn't have any of that where he went to school. I think the school was  called Leavenworth. {#Lol}


Red_Dragon

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Location: Gilead


Posted: Nov 22, 2008 - 4:07pm

WALOBUMPHMORFFFFLABDUB - SHARON!
dionysius

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Location: The People's Republic of Austin
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 22, 2008 - 4:07pm

 bokey wrote:

I was gonna send him demos and crap- and he just said "Al, you know all you have to do is show up, right?"{#Lol}

 

Mixolydian my arse!
bokey

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Posted: Nov 22, 2008 - 4:06pm

dionysius wrote:


Followed by "I don't know that one. " And by bass player saying "Just watch me. "


I was gonna send him demos and crap- and he just said "Al, you know all you have to do is show up, right? "{#Lol}


Manbird

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Location: La Villa Toscana
Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 22, 2008 - 4:06pm

"Oy! I plotzed in my new trousers!"
Talalala

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Location: Århus, Denmark
Gender: Female


Posted: Nov 22, 2008 - 4:05pm

OmegaConcern wrote:
Can I get more "me" in the monitors?


Can I get less drums in my monitor?  In fact, can you just take the drums out of my monitor??

dionysius

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Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 22, 2008 - 4:04pm

 Hairfarmer wrote:
"What key is it in?!"

 

Followed by "I don't know that one." And by bass player saying "Just watch me."
bokey

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Gender: Male


Posted: Nov 22, 2008 - 4:02pm

{#Bananajam}{#Dancingbanana_2}{#Bananapiano}{#Bananajumprope}

Got one one of the best telecaster guys in the world(Top 10 easy) gonna play lead on one of my songs. Can't happen for a few months, but I finally got it through his thick skull to do it for me.

All I had to do was say-"I need you to do me a favor" instead of making a business offer.
10, 000+ words didn't get the message through. My overly verbose fault.

All I had to do was ask him the right way. I was talking to him like an employee, not my bro.
{#Bananajam}{#Dancingbanana}{#Bananajumprope}


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Posted: Aug 15, 2008 - 2:55pm

"Freebird!" {#Dancingbanana_2}



Oh, wait.  That's the drunk arsehole in the back of the bar.  My mistake.
Hairfarmer

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Location: The birthplace of Rock & Roll, baby.
Gender: Male


Posted: Aug 15, 2008 - 2:26pm

"What key is it in?!"
callum

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Posted: Aug 15, 2008 - 1:45pm

 ptooey wrote:
Bring the monitors up a bit!
 
rofl!!!
edit: also "I can't hear myself.  Give me more me!"
bokey

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Posted: Aug 15, 2008 - 1:31pm

There are 2 kinds of musicians. They say this-

1- Well, I don't want to work at McDonalds , so playing 2 or 3 scales on a bass is a good gig. I might be able to make some $$ doing that
 2- If I don't play music my soul will shrivel up and die
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Posted: Aug 15, 2008 - 9:46am

"Where the fk are you going?
Get back here!"

-Johnny Afterbirth, addressing the rest of the band Crib Death, as we left the stage at the end of our first live show at the Kingfish in Baton Rouge.-
It was a totally planned event that we was developed only a few minutes before we went onstage for the first time in our short career, I suggested that we finish our last song, throw down our instruments, and walk offstage. Johnny would remain, and goad us back onstage to guarantee that we got an encore. Our guitarist, brilliantly (and therefore it must have been an accident) leaned his Les Paul against his Fender Reverb and it began to howl unmercifully.

The tape of the show includes Johnny shouting his admonition over full-force feedback, and the crowd - somewhat appreciative of the innovation (it was, after all, three decades ago) - applauds and shouts. We return to the stage, pick up our instruments (I sling my Moog's attached guitar strap over my shoulder, Gary Wright style), the drummer counts off a commanding four on the snare, and we crank into "Crib Death - Reprise." And then the Crib Death North American Tour 1977 was brought to an end.


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