Look, I realize big boobs can sell just about anything, but when veev starts hawking astute political analysis alongside cordless pooper scoopers I've just gotta step back for a reset...

 DoctorWho wrote:
Hello Aqualung. Been to any good parks lately?

What's with the shabby duds?

Ok so manbird has to try and "one-up" everyone by insisting he identifies as "tri-nary".

Oldv is neither a "show-er" or a "grower" but ohhhhhhh... what a rack!

Did you know that OldV was once a banana hammock model in the 70’s? He did it way before Borat did it in the movies.
Way ahead of his time. 

Back in the days of whine and roaches, Manbird beat up an impersonator just for scuffing up his tassel loafers. What the actual hell, Manbird?

 VV wrote:VeeV :) :wave: 

 haresfur wrote:

...or spell it.

 oldviolin wrote:

I told you that in confidence! Now I’m going to have to rearrange my Nuggets.

GeneP59 has a side gig as a surrealist painter of habanero moon globs and fancy pants knob nuggets.  Calls himself Salvador Doily...

There I was minding my business when I walked around the corner of the chili factory only to see Manbirdio squatting out chocolate bars. 

Can’t unsee that. So I stared up at the sun to melt that vision from my eyes. 

No, haresfur ain't churnin' butter - he's makin' gravy -  so put them sodie crackers back. Unless... 

VV was going to shorten his name to W but he didn't know how to pronounce it

In an odd twist... SFW spent most of his formative years yearning to be touched inappropriately.

I accidentally once saw SFW's underboobs.
 
Been spending most of my time since trying to un-see them.

Don't let oldv fool you...
 
...not only does he have a pot to piss in... they're all over his house!

It's coming up on Thirsty Thursday and tomorrow at 9:30 AM Veev will be up at the neighborhood turf and burp explaining to convince all the local lovelies how perfect his French was on Hump Day...

SWF has recently added one more item to his bucket list.
 
Bitch slapping Chris Rock. 

I remember when me and manbird used to hang out and drink beers and he would take off his pants and tuck his junk behind him and waddle down the street shouting “Look everybody I’m a girl!” and then his Mom would rush out of the trailer and yell at him for taking her beers.

…good times.
  

 haresfur wrote:
Damn near....!