ScottFromWyoming wrote:
 

To follow up: That town has a new Postmaster. 

Now accepting suggestions for what the official Rogue Whig Party animal should be. Current frontrunner: raccoon

— Andrew Heaton 🎩 (@MightyHeaton) July 28, 2020

 haresfur wrote:
 

Don't be so sure

Yesterday, the Post Office:

Me: *waits my turn at the loading dock while the truck ahead of me fiddle-farts around*    
PO: *truck leaves* *closes roll-up door*
Me: *rings bell*
PO: Opens door, says "Is there a reason you weren't here earlier?"
Me: "Yes."
PO:  then  then "You're supposed to be here by 2." 
Me: *checks watch* *okay, checks phone* *4PM* 
PO: "What's your name?"
Me: :squint: "Scott."
PO: "Scott?"
Me: "Scott."
PO: "2 or 2:30"
Me: :shrug: "Do what you gotta do."
PO: "I WILL!"

Interlude: We are this post office's bulk permit No. 3 and by far their largest annual outgoing postage customer

Today, my office:
Postmaster calling: "I would like to talk to someone about your driver yesterday."
Me: 

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:


 

via Gfycat

 miamizsun wrote:
 

That's not Christian I can tell you that.

 miamizsun wrote:
 
His best would be better if he was awake

Years ago, I did a poster for a new Renaissance Faire and I included a rabbit in the design. Someone said "what's with the rabbit?" and I said "tha's no oordinary rabbit!" and that seemed to be good enough but now finally 6 or 8 years later, someone put two and two together and they asked, "can we have a dragon this year?"
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA

 sirdroseph wrote:
 

lol clicky

Gary Numan is two weeks older than Gary Oldman  Sounds like something SFW would think was funny, I know I did.

Wyoming:  Our critters and varmints do not carry semi-automatic weapons.  

 sunybuny wrote:
 

Bid's up to $7400 now. I don't want to eat at a place that spends that kind of money on atmosphere.

Quick... someone call the decorators for the Cody's Steakhouse company.

 islander wrote:
 

 haresfur wrote:
 
Wide, wild, open-to-the-sky Wyoming: 

We shoot wolves.  

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
 
Kinda makes sense to me.  Take a person who has lived much of the waking hours inside a shopping mall complex.  For that person, it would be the Great Land Indoors.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
 

Let's have a contest! My entry, "Wyoming is yomi"

 islander wrote:
 

Wow! The state tries out new slogans every so often, but despite all the WTFs from the people, they refuse to actually consult with anyone, including their own dep't of tourism for, y'know, a unified message. These replaced the ones with the infamous "A Great Land Outdoors" slogan that was so nonsensical it had people ready to storm the castle. 
 
So this can only mean we're getting a new slogan! Hooray!