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Divinyls — I Touch Myself
Album: Divinyls
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Released: 1990
Length: 3:42
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I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me come runnin'
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around, I'm always laughin'
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I want you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah ah oh ah

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself

I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I honestly do

I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I honestly do

I touch myself
I touch myself
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It would have been great if Ethel Merman had done a of cover of this song.

Not that I want to picture it, but your can almost hear it, "I gotta tell ya!  I touch myself!"


Rest in Peace Chrissy.
Posted 11 years ago by AvoidingWork    [ Reply ]
On_The_Beach wrote:
Party on, Garth!
Panty on, Wayne!
Posted 17 years ago by Dior    [ Reply ]
Party on, Garth!
Posted 17 years ago by On_The_Beach    [ Reply ]
bbHappy wrote:
Repetition, sure, but excessive? No, I'd say just the right amount of repetition.
... oh cum on! steady!
Posted 17 years ago by Mari    [ Reply ]
g-rod wrote:
Then again, isn't masturbation all about excessive repetition?
Repetition, sure, but excessive? No, I'd say just the right amount of repetition.
Posted 17 years ago by bbHappy    [ Reply ]
redshifted wrote:
Such a stupid song.
Posted 17 years ago by tapatia    [ Reply ]
This song is definitely not getting any love from me!
Posted 17 years ago by lixy    [ Reply ]
Aw, what about "Get a grip on yourself"?
Posted 17 years ago by UltraNurd    [ Reply ]
No we haven't Bill, more!
Posted 17 years ago by Mari    [ Reply ]
araujokrl wrote:
where did physicsgenius go?
Who cares!
Posted 17 years ago by wally42    [ Reply ]
They use to request I dance to this in the club I worked....It was my signature song, and I loved it! Divinyls are divine!
Posted 17 years ago by Shesdifferent    [ Reply ]
I'm spent.
Posted 17 years ago by the_om    [ Reply ]
After this song will RP play Violent Femmes "Big Hands" song?
Posted 17 years ago by Almo80    [ Reply ]
when I feel down I want you above me CLASSIC!
Posted 17 years ago by dogpound    [ Reply ]
Yes, it fits into the set, with "Steam" and "Mr. 5 Minutes." But I really don't care for it and I think its not a very good song.
Posted 17 years ago by chasech5    [ Reply ]
This is my all time least favorite song. I did find myself chuckling when it was incorporated into an Austin Powers plot, though.
Posted 17 years ago by ginger    [ Reply ]
I imagine having needles poked into my eyes is only slightly worse than this...
Posted 17 years ago by kaviksdad    [ Reply ]
where did physicsgenius go?
Posted 17 years ago by araujokrl    [ Reply ]
I can't help it, I still really like this song.
Posted 17 years ago by newwavegurly    [ Reply ]
are you serious?
Posted 17 years ago by roseap    [ Reply ]
it seems to be wack off hour....
Posted 17 years ago by dogpound    [ Reply ]
physicsgenius wrote:
I don't care about the "masturbation theme", I care about the excessive repetition. So you thought of one good line for a song--now think of about 15 or 20 more and you'll have a whole set of lyrics.
Then again, isn't masturbation all about excessive repetition?
Posted 18 years ago by g-rod    [ Reply ]
Ridiculous? ...frivoulous? Well I suppose so, but why not? Anyway, never having seen the video, I can only say that the imagined scenario inspired by her singing makes up for any lyrical or musical shortcomings of the recording!
Posted 18 years ago by daedalus    [ Reply ]
Thoroughly ridiculous song. However, memories of the video almost make up for it.
Posted 18 years ago by jenseda    [ Reply ]
mlsully7 wrote:
ugh...this song bites the big one.
Bites the big one, eh?
Posted 18 years ago by Jacksonstat    [ Reply ]
Painfully awful.....
Posted 18 years ago by Keiger    [ Reply ]
oscar_driver wrote:
Is not about masturbation ,,, no way Oscar
Oscar, you are living in denial. This song don't make me feel like touching myself thou, but touching the hot chick that sang this song!!!
Posted 18 years ago by masterhead    [ Reply ]
I don't care about the "masturbation theme", I care about the excessive repetition. So you thought of one good line for a song--now think of about 15 or 20 more and you'll have a whole set of lyrics.
Posted 18 years ago by physicsgenius    [ Reply ]
Is not about masturbation ,,, no way Oscar
Posted 18 years ago by oscar_driver    [ Reply ]
Hmmm, Turning Japanese and then I Touch Myself. A masterbation theme going here. Is Cindi Lauper's SheBop next?
Posted 18 years ago by NewFee    [ Reply ]
AliGator wrote:
Hmmm. I guess it's the masturbation set on RP.
But what's next?
Posted 18 years ago by g-rod    [ Reply ]
It does work in this set, and I have to admit I put it on a recent party mix CD and this was the one that got EVERYONE up and dancing. Memories I guess.
Posted 18 years ago by SCprof    [ Reply ]
All I see when I hear this song is Mike Myers strutting around rubbing his excessively (fake) hairy chest with his bad Austin Powers teeth...End result: does NOT make me want to touch myself.
Posted 18 years ago by marzipanic    [ Reply ]
You know, I don't think this song is about massage therapy. Or is it?
Posted 18 years ago by Tireux_De_Roche    [ Reply ]
yup wrote:
This song seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. (Although I do enjoy Weird Al's cover of it in his immortal "Polka Your Eyes Out" medley.)
PYEO is awesome.
Posted 18 years ago by zaknafein    [ Reply ]
Hmmm. I guess it's the masturbation set on RP.
Posted 18 years ago by AliGator    [ Reply ]
cute little number from an Austin Powers soundtrack - that's about it
Posted 18 years ago by smileyally    [ Reply ]
Yes it is a dumb song, but it worked great in this set! Thumbs-up, Bill.
Posted 18 years ago by DownHomeGirl    [ Reply ]
aaargh! ears.... bleeding....
Posted 18 years ago by drekar    [ Reply ]
ugh...this song bites the big one.
Posted 22 years ago by mlsully7    [ Reply ]
\"I Touch Myself\" to \"Heaven Knows I\'m Lonely.\" Got it.
Posted 22 years ago by rmurray248    [ Reply ]
Such a stupid song.
Posted 22 years ago by redshifted    [ Reply ]
Originally Posted by Draven: woo hoo I'm the first to comment :p
Damn! It woulda been me but I was touching myself.
Posted 22 years ago by rmurray248    [ Reply ]
This song seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. (Although I do enjoy Weird Al\'s cover of it in his immortal \"Polka Your Eyes Out\" medley.)
Posted 22 years ago by yup    [ Reply ]
ROTFLMAO!!!! Thanks Bill!!! :p
Posted 22 years ago by Bluebird    [ Reply ]