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Posted: Jan 21, 2012 - 7:24am
fuzzy wrote: In the middle of the night, a woman wakes up from a dream screaming, "My husband is arriving! Leave! Quick!". Her husband wakes up, gets out of bed and jumps out the window.

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Posted: Jan 21, 2012 - 6:59am
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Posted: Jan 11, 2012 - 3:04pm
JrzyTmata wrote: Hey, it was an early Saturday night after a big kill (note his gut). A guy needs his "reward".

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Posted: Jan 11, 2012 - 3:00pm
JrzyTmata wrote: Lololololololol

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Posted: Jan 11, 2012 - 2:54pm

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Posted: Jan 11, 2012 - 5:50am

romeotuma wrote:

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently touched his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.

His wife pulled away from him and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

The rejected husband tossed and turned as he tried to sleep. A while later, he tapped his wife again gently on her shoulder until she awoke.

He whispered to her, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"

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Posted: Jan 8, 2012 - 9:01pm
oldslabsides wrote: oh, that's so sad. Definitely wasn't one of their best....but since it starts out with him whispering, "Ssssssssssssex!' I always think of it when I see this thread. Heh. I really liked that band back in the day, though (saw 'em live once, even).

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Posted: Jan 8, 2012 - 8:57pm
Alexandra wrote: Whenever this thread gets bumped to the top of the RAFT, I always think of this. oh, that's so sad.

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Posted: Jan 8, 2012 - 8:55pm
Antigone wrote: And "satisfaction guaranteed"! Polish the Rocket........Stroke the Cardinal..........Spank the Monkey...........Wack the Weenie........Pull the puddin............................................ BWAAAAaaaaa!

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Posted: Jan 8, 2012 - 8:51pm
Whenever this thread gets bumped to the top of the RAFT, I always think of this.

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Posted: Jan 8, 2012 - 8:40pm
Manbird wrote: Kagome Kagome Kago no naka no Tori wa Itsu Itsu deyaru? Yoake no ban ni Tsuru to Kame ga subetta. Ushiro no shoumen dare? WHA???

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Posted: Dec 3, 2011 - 3:54pm

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Posted: Oct 27, 2011 - 1:36pm
meower wrote: dot dot dot hey slash whoa dot dot dot

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Posted: Oct 27, 2011 - 12:26pm
meower wrote: Ah, I remember sex. it was wonderful.

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Posted: Oct 27, 2011 - 12:22pm

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Posted: Oct 5, 2011 - 11:31am
mzpro5 wrote: I showed it to a friend of mine and she said that they presented it at university, in a class about advertising and stuff..

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Posted: Oct 5, 2011 - 11:23am
mzpro5 wrote:

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Posted: Oct 5, 2011 - 9:45am

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Posted: Sep 28, 2011 - 11:23am
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Posted: Sep 18, 2011 - 3:12pm
Skaterella wrote: You said package . Ha! Glad you got that!

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