I was feeling all lonely and sad on Valentines Day, and being the sentimental type guy I am, I wrote this in an RP text box thingee and made a thread, but it didn't really take off because somebody started another Valentines Day poem thread that didn't have as low a bar to start out with

Another Lonely Valentines Day- A love poem by Bokey

Another lonely Valentines Day
Things haven't been the same
Since you went away

I was working out back with some stumps and the wood chipper
You came down the the stairs by the deck in your new slippers
You stepped on the cat , you were drunk anyway
You hit the rail and it was over, it was total bombs away

You were splattered on the lawn
You were splattered on the grill
On the new vinyl siding
And on the windowsill

I think of you often
On the warm summer days
It seems like a part of you
Just won't go away
I've tried soap, I've tried bleach,
I've scrubbed all I can reach
Buy hey-
It's another lonely Valentines Day

The End

Bokey is way too modest to start this himself, so I am breaking the ice for him. A peculiar combination of players listed in recent transactions in the RP Fantasy Baseball Challenge prompted him to pen this ditty - John Danks, JoJo and JJ Putz
Ramirez and Vasquez too, If Aubrey Huffed
And Aaron Laffed,
Is Masterson's Wang un-Kuo?